This weight gain, oh this weight gain

That’s what makes us and round

This weight gain, oh this weight gain

We are loving every pound

When we were thin, the joy just wasn’t there

But then we tried an experiment and fattened up here and there

This weight gain, oh this weight gain

Plenty of jiggles and fat abound

We know our weight is on the rise

We look better to our own eyes

We look better to our own eyes