Up and Down
*Based off of the A-Teens' "Upside Down"*
My shirt rides up an inch or more
I've never been this fat before
It's quite a sight to see me now
I know I love, love, love how much I truly weigh
My shorts can't close, close close because of all my gaining
Up and down, jiggles my belly
Left and right seeing me this heavy
One more notch on this belt
I'll be happy if I can keep this weight
My friends, they say I'm not obese
They know I do what I please
Diet and health aren't my thing
They aren't what I call thrilling
Up and down, jiggles my belly
Left and right seeing me this heavy
One more notch on this belt
I'll be happy if I can keep this weight