Up and Down *Based off of the A-Teens' "Upside Down"*

My shirt rides up an inch or more I've never been this fat before It's quite a sight to see me now I know I love, love, love how much I truly weigh My shorts can't close, close close because of all my gaining Up and down, jiggles my belly Left and right seeing me this heavy One more notch on this belt I'll be happy if I can keep this weight My friends, they say I'm not obese They know I do what I please Diet and health aren't my thing They aren't what I call thrilling Up and down, jiggles my belly Left and right seeing me this heavy One more notch on this belt I'll be happy if I can keep this weight