A3: One time I put my entire wardrobe on the wrong parts of my body.
A2: I've actually never heard of anyone doing it, let alone me doing it myself. I don't know why anyone would anyway.
A1: You see, a long time ago, I used to be a unicorn pony. One day I got sick and needed treatment but the only antidote available contained Pegasus pony DNA. However, neither the doctor nor I knew that until I started sprouting wings and a horn. I first thought it was a side-effect of the antidote but neither went away and instead have since become attached to my body.