2022 Jiggly Times Articles

Jiggly Times (2022)

A blog that details the newspaper articles and events as they occur in Bulging Curves.

12/28/22 (Article #32)
Sexy Statues Add Abundance to Town Center
Residents were delighted to see a pair of statues marking exactly where the middle of town is. "Ponies can miss where the newspaper gets made and feel they went past the center of town even though it's right in the middle. Now there's no mistake, and 1 of the two reflects that half of the town," explained Goldie Rain. Rainbelly said the statues are also squishy to reflect their love of being fat.

12/16/22 (Article #31)
Town Mayor Adds Map for Newcomers
Goldie Rain decided to add a map at the entrance to their relatively complex town. "Although it looks relatively simple, it can get confusing with how the two sides of the town behave. This map will also hopefully help new residents find things they want to look at," explained Goldie Rain. Rainbelly said she can light the way at night in case residents arrive in the dark.

12/4/22 (Article #30)
Deep Navel Divas Weigh In to the Academy
Former Pudgyville residents Bouncy Love and Overflowing Love took their first look at Weightopia Academy. "We probably wouldn't have considered joining prior to the merge given how strict it was. It's still not necessarily easy to get into, but maybe we'll give it a shot?" stated Bouncy Love. Overflowing Love noted the academy did have a recent incident involving a pony similar to themselves that ended up having that pony leave. The duo intends to talk to the pony that was recently sent out of the academy to find out more.

11/22/22 (Article #29)
Group C Called into Question
Group C's backstory was met with controversy due to the idea that it doesn't appear to match the members of the group. "Yes, we're called The Grayscale Girls even though some members are not directly part of the group's nickname, but that's because we've expanded our group since the town's redesign. Besides, we're all still making black and white newspapers so it still counts," stated Printy Pie. Sunshine Heart says the ink they use doesn't come off very well and notes that her hooves still show some indications of her mishaps.

11/10/22 (Article #28)
Plump Pool Adds Abundant Appeal to Tubby Town
With all the extra money the town received from their new residents and fans, a pool was installed in the center for the hot days that tend to take place. "Inside or out, it's hard work running a business so we need some time to cool off and what better way than a pool?" explained Diamond Fluff. Gummy Treat said the pool is belly-shaped and has a lot of "depth" so to speak.

9/29/22 (Article #27)
Mountains of Money Flows from Friends
Bulging Curves got a surprising amount of donations from fans of the town's recent changes. "I guess those outside the town but not interested in the attractions decided to donate to us in hopes of further improvement. We did have a donations area for after the changes as we were a bit short on cash. What a surprise this has been, almost as much as the changes themselves," stated Overflowing Love. Bouncy Love added that she believes the photos of various residents helped too.

9/16/22 (Article #26)
Bountiful Bellies Bring Beauty to Both Sides
Both sides of Bulging Curves have received new members, even non-groups. "Seems things really worked out here. I wasn't yet sure whether the changes would attract new residents, but apparently they did. We now have a full town here," noted Sunny Belle. Rainbelly said she helped guide a few that came in during the night using her navel's glow.

12/5/21 (Article #25)
Anthro Residents Obtain Obese Statue
Much like Pudgyville, Navelle's side of Depthtopia now has a statue but it's not built for just one holiday. "We wanted a statue with more flair. This one can be used for any holiday. We just have to switch the setting to match the holiday in question. We had Mrs. Jiggle help us design it and Eduardo built it for us but said it would need to be maintained every other year to keep it working," explained Bouncy Love. Overflowing Love said the two of them and other residents that may be a part of the town are among the settings.

6/29/22 (Article #24)
Rotund Rainbow Gets Deep Discipline
Rainbelly found herself in a heap of trouble after getting a special belly ring for her navel. "I though it looked cute and seemed perfect for me, but it made my navel's brightness too bright. I guess I'll have to see if the other one is any better. It's supposed to darken the navel. Otherwise, I don't know what I'll do," stated Rainbelly. Mrs. Prime Mary said she gave Rainbelly detention for her behavior and confiscated the belly ring until after detention let out.

6/17/22 (Article #23)
Decorative Diva Delighted by Derrieres
Residents have finally realized that Belle E. Ville was never bad to begin with. "Most of the issues came with her mane hiding pretty much any clue that she was wearing a headband. It also didn't help when she putting on a mask out of fear. That seemed to tell us she knew she was bad. Now we know that we were scaring her, not the other way around," explained Bouncy Love. The rotund model, revealed as Sugar Jiggle, added that she tried to serve as distraction earlier so that Belle E. could recover, but wasn't successful.

6/5/22 (Article #22)
Tubby Town Makes Rotund Remodel
A major revamp has taken place at what was formally known as the double-sided town of "Depthtopia". "We realized that the very design of the town was flawed from the get-go. It made it confusing and more like we were fighting with one another instead of trying to get along. Now the town is under 1 name, Bulging Curves and the newspaper has been renamed "Jiggly Times" to serve as a double reference," explained Goldie Rain. The Grayscale Girls say their group now marks the halfway point between the two towns and the news can be delivered to either town. Bouncy Love and Overflowing Love say they're glad this happened as they weren't sure how long their side would last.

4/24/22(Article #21)
Gorgeous Groups Get Great Greetings
New residents arrived to Weightopia's side of Depthtopia and were met with surprising remarks. "They all seem to have quirks that make them stand out. They also don't seem to be bothered by the fact that discussions are kept separate from each group," noted Goldie Rain. Sunny Belle said she and her group were discussing the looks of one of the group's members.

4/12/22 (Article #20)
Navelle Gets Naughty Newcomer
After all the controversy with Belle E. Ville, residents finally have someone new to focus on. "She calls herself a model, but hasn't stated who she is yet. She's very plump and seems to like lifting her shirt and rubbing her belly for anyone gazing. It's like she's here to serve us even though we don't require it," noted Bouncy Love. Overflowing Love said she even has a belly ring and will play with it and her navel to the heart's content of anyone looking in that direction.

3/31/22 (Article #19)
Group Discussion Dominated by Group A
Weightopia's side of Depthtopia has had one group seem to try and take over the others. "You know us as Group A and we have the best bodies of all. None of you can even compare bellies to ours. They hardly jiggle, if at all and are puny. What makes you think you have any staying power? That's reserved for the biggest group in town and we're that group," declared Sunny Belle. Mayor Goldie Rain said she tried to keep the peace, but her words were overshadowed by Group A's remarks.

2/21/22 (Article #18)
Decorative Diva Proving Particularly Problematic
Belle E. Ville has tried different tactics to get others to believe she's not what she appears to be, but it hasn't worked. "I went through all the methods I could think of to convince those here that I'm not going to take their soul or anything like that. I just like the accessories," stated Belle. E. Bouncy Love said she and Overflowing Love were actually convinced, but the others seem to have a harder time believing it.

2/9/22 (Article #17)
Grayscale Girls Reveal Big Backstory
The Grayscale Girls, whom work on the town's newspaper, revealed why they do what they do using old fashioned equipment. "It's sort of what we're used to doing. I was the one to suggest it even though better technology exists. It was what my dad used when he worked in the same business. He wanted me to continue the way he did. At first I didn't want to but he showed me how fun it can be," explained Wonder Belle. Heart Princess said the name came afterwards because in general, we're mostly in the grayscale of things.

2/1/22 (Article #16)
Anthro Town Confirms Big Sisters
Navelle has added more residents and they're actually related to Weightopia's side of residents. "You might know my sister Winter Dream. She's on the other side of town. I'm known as Lava Dream," stated Lava Dream. Summer Delight, sister to Citrine Delight in Weightopia's side, said there's little resemblence between the two of them in pretty much anything.

1/24/22 (Article #15)
Deep Navel Divas Get Scary Surprise
A new resident arrived in the Navelle side of Depthtopia but wasn't anywhere near what they expected. "She had horns on her head and made scary faces. I think she's possessed. Either that or she's some kind of thing with fangs. I was fearful for what few residents we have here," stated Bouncy Love. The new resident, revealed to be named Belle E. Ville, said she isn't what her appearance makes her out to be and hopes to explain more later.